BEWARE - Disgusting!

Ok everyone, that last post was done by my husband Brett. I would delete it but he would just put it right back on. I was stupid one day and added him as a contributor who could put his own posts. I started to get emails from people about comments on a post titled "Hair" and I thought, "What the heck is this?" Anyway, needless to say I DO NOT approve of this post and it is the most disgusting thing I have ever seen!!!! I guess that is also what I get for asking him to clean the bathrooms - it results in this. I apologize for making any of you totally want to vomit because that is what is makes me want to do. Sorry everyone!!

Hair

Due to the recent lack of non-lame content on this blog, I present to you the hair from the bathtub drain:
You see, one of the downsides to living with a bunch of girls is the almost unfathomable amount of hair that they shed. It's everywhere. You'll find it in the bathroom in larger quantities, mostly all over the floor with a ridiculous amount wrapped around the hair brushes, but it also pops up in many other places: clinging to your shirt, in Nash's mouth and/or grubby little hands, in your dinner. I can stomach a lot of things. Conversation about gross stuff does not affect me when I'm eating. I've eaten (usually for money) live bugs, dead bugs, bloody meat runoff juice from the roast beef at Subway (for $20 when I worked there when I was 16), and I've drunk muddy water pulled up from a well out in the middle of some poor farmer's field somewhere in the middle of the province of Chaco, Argentina in the 120 degree heat. Hair in your food is worse than all of them.

After the girls get out of the tub we create our traditional post-bath hairball out of the hair that did not escape into the drain to join its friends in the mass resembling a dead mouse that hangs on for dear life just below the surface. The hairball consists mostly of hair from Whytli's booshy (I know I spelled that wrong - that's how I like to say it) mane and admire it before we throw it away. If you're lucky I'll snap a picture of one of them sometime soon and post it. And, every few months when the bathtub drain appears to not be doing its job very well, I grab the needle-nose pliers and extract one of the little beauties pictured above. Make sure to click on it to see it in all of its glory.

It's probably worse than having dogs. I honestly do not understand how they are not all bald.

Tagged - Things I Have Done

This is for Angela and Jennifer who keep bugging me to update my blog. This isn't much of an update but I am doing this anyway. I will update something real very soon.

Things I have done... Just copy and paste this to your blog and bold the ones that you HAVE done and make sure to put your score at the end.

1. Started your own blog
2. Slept under the stars
3. Played in a band (Rock Band)
4. Visited Hawaii
5. Watched a meteor shower
6. Given more than you can afford to charity
7. Been to Disneyland
8. Climbed a mountain
9. Held a praying mantis
10. Sang a solo (All the time as a kid and I had a beautiful voice! Just ask my sisters.)
11. Bungee jumped
12. Visited Paris
13. Watched a lightning storm at sea
14. Taught yourself an art from scratch
15. Adopted a child
16. Had food poisoning
17. Walked to the top of the Statue of Liberty (I've been to it)
18. Grown your own vegetables
19. Seen the Mona Lisa in France
20. Slept on an overnight train
21. Had a pillow fight
22. Hitch hiked
23. Taken a sick day when you’re not ill
24. Built a snow fort (The best one EVER!)
25. Held a lamb
26. Gone skinny dipping
27. Run a Marathon
28. Ridden in a gondola in Venice
29. Seen a total eclipse
30. Watched a sunrise or sunset
31. Hit a home run
32. Been on a cruise
33. Seen Niagara Falls in person
34. Visited the birthplace of your ancestors
35. Seen an Amish community
36. Taught yourself a new language
37. Had enough money to be truly satisfied
38. Seen the Leaning Tower of Pisa in person
39. Gone rock climbing
40. Seen Michelangelo’s David
41. Sung karaoke
42. Seen Old Faithful geyser erupt
43. Bought a stranger a meal at a restaurant
44. Visited Africa
45. Walked on a beach by moonlight
46. Been transported in an ambulance
47. Had your portrait painted
48. Gone deep sea fishing
49. Gone without food or water for 24 hours or longer
50. Been to the top of the Eiffel Tower in Paris
51. Gone scuba diving or snorkeling
52. Kissed in the rain
53. Played in the mud
54. Gone to a drive-in theater
55. Been in a movie
56. Visited the Great Wall of China
57. Started a business
58. Taken a martial arts class
59. Stayed up for 24 hours with NO sleep at all
60. Served at a soup kitchen
61. Sold Girl Scout Cookies
62. Gone whale watching
63. Got flowers for no reason
64. Donated blood, platelets or plasma
65. Gone sky diving
66. Visited a Nazi Concentration Camp
67. Bounced a check
68. Flown in a helicopter
69. Saved a favorite childhood toy (Of course...PUFF-PUFF!)
70. Visited the Lincoln Memorial
71. Eaten Caviar
72. Pieced a quilt
73. Stood in Times Square
74. Toured the Everglades
75. Been fired from a job
76. Changed a lightbulb
77. Broken a bone
78. Been on a speeding motorcycle
79. Seen the Grand Canyon in person
80. Published a book
81. Visited the Vatican
82. Bought a brand new car
83. Mowed the lawn
84. Had your picture in the newspaper
85. Read the entire Bible
86. Visited the White House
87. Killed and prepared an animal for eating
88. Had chickenpox
89. Saved someone’s life
90. Sat on a jury
91. Met someone famous
92. Joined a book club
93. Lost a loved one
94. Had a baby
95. Seen the Alamo in person
96. Swam in the Great Salt Lake
97. Been involved in a law suit
98. Owned a cell phone
99. Been stung by a bee

50 out of 99 I guess I still have a lot of living left to do too!!

I tag everyone who reads this!